Im the dog who aspired to become something other
- the mysterious madness of love to discover,
but I made my mistake taking you for a lover.
If Id known what you were, Id have chosen another.
That day had begun as my sweetest one yet -
You called me your darling, your precious, your pet,
and I licked both your cheeks til your face was quite wet
cause to me youre the worlds most exquisite vet.
You fed me such treats, oh my joy unabated!
(From your hand something sweet left me gently sedated).
So I curled on my bed, strangely tired, but elated
and I woke the next day, feeling sore
and castra